i know the theme sucks

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

Ooooone mooooore thing.
Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures
jrcrichton:

JACKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

jrcrichton:

JACKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!