adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
fuck the dragons i’d like to know how he trained puberty
"talk dirty to me"
stop white boys 2k14
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
when im famous i hope my fans ship me with a hot guy so hard they force him to marry me